Sachel Missed the Boat

I have to thank my cousin, Christina, for this one. This is a singles site for those looking for sea captains, and lets just say that I don't think I will see the guys from the "Deadliest Catch" in quite the same light...
For instance...

 Some information is a little TMI, no matter how creatively you put it. Thanks for the anal penetration visualization, ButtLuvr75...I am forever sc'arrrrrrrred, matey!
And then there's....

You might not even be a sea captain, but don't worry honey! I will be passing on my mom's information to you...she doesn't know anything about computers either!
All women can appreciate a man that knows exactly what he wants...

 ...but sometimes it is not always best to be too specific. Size 11 shoes, really?!?  Not to mention the "really like homosexual men" comment. Is that your way of saying you are bi-sexual or a cross dresser? Maybe he is not looking so much for a girlfriend but more of a way to expand his trannie wardrobe. Good thing he is a Phil Collins fan, because the chances of finding any woman that will answer this ad will be "Against All Odds"!
Lastly, here's......

Nothing is creepier than a 'stalker' picture, coupled with dialogue about how he wants to control his woman. If this guy is not already on some sort of FBI Wanted List, it is only because he spends most of his time out at sea and has eluded the authorities. His description includes "curious"....hmmm....I think that is how Dahmer got started. Not to mention that a Seahawk is a bird of prey. This guy might be better served searching incoming suicide hotline calls. At least both sides will be getting what they want from the 'relationship'.