Friday, February 25, 2011

Life Lessons I Have Learned From Gangster Movies

Thanks to AMC, and their Red Carpet Countdown to the Oscars, I have spent a whole lot of time catching up with some Gangster classics. Although, mostly stereotypical, I find that they share some very equal truths on life. Here are a few things that I have learned:

Having a great mob vehicle is essentual!
Always have a friend who is loyal, unpredictable, and is slightly more shit-bag crazier than you are...
 CHECK! Although, honestly, the 'crazier than' part is a coin toss depending on the day!
When pushed, people will go to all extremes to...
 get rid of a cockroach infestation!
 Keep your friends close...
....but your enemies closer....
Yeah...well, ok..I have part of that down!
Come up with some great phrases like 'sleeps with the fishes' or 'takin' 'em to the mattresses' or.....
When asked point blank.....
Deny, deny, deny! Ok....I need some work on that one too.
Also, it is most essential to have a black man on your side!
Ok...well, this is not so much learned from any gangster movie....but just makes good sense!


  1. Yes, the PT Cruiser is very gangsta, lmao. And as far as relationships go, how can you go wrong when following advice from the great Lampanelli.

  2. lmfao...just give up all hopes on the good credit!